A girl came into class today crying because she met Beyonce this morning.
Our teacher told her to go home and gave her an excused absence.
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me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds
Jesus Christ what is happening
we’re going to mcdonalds
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extra slutty olive oil
heard you were talking shit
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theres this girl in my class whos been carrying this 6x6 rubiks cube since the first day of school and today she finally finished it so we all started applauding n she was so overwhelmed she ended up crying
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Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker
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A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
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Me if you use those fingers correctly.
omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking
a million gallons of fun
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